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door Gert op 3 april 2009 - 16:46.


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Max:

telt dit?

Anoniem:

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Stranger: hi
You: oh
Stranger: let's go!
You: ok
Stranger: where
You: into your pussy
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Anoniem:

Stranger: hi
You: i am 12 years old and i have a hard dick, is this the right place to be?

Anoniem:

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Anoniem:

Stranger: and your collor nick are red
You: no blue
Stranger: RED
You: I'm pretty sure of that
You: BLUE!
Stranger: RED !!!!!
You: BLUE!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: you are a red soldier communist
You: YOUR RED!
Stranger: nah, i´m blue
You: I HATE COMMUNIST!
You: I'M BLUE REDHOLE!
You: omg this site ios fun ^^
Stranger: agreed

Anoniem:

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You: hi
Stranger: hola
Stranger: que pasa
You: this is your lucky day you can ask a question and i will answer it with yes or no!
Stranger: ole!
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: Tienes ganas?
You: Que?
Stranger: tienes
Stranger: ganas
Stranger: ?
You: Que?
Stranger: no ingles
Stranger: el google
You: Que
Stranger: tienes ganas en espanol
You: que
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Stranger: si o no
You: que
You: o
Stranger: :|
Stranger: maricon
Stranger: tu es maricon :\
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47,5 cent:

You: its you
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: It's your mum.
You: my mom doesnt have one dick
You: she got 2 !
Stranger: Man, I was going to say that.
You: serious
You: ?
Stranger: Honest to God.
Stranger: Ha,
Stranger: asl?
You: GOD SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIIGHT
Stranger: Screw you.
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47,5 cent:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: country?
You: Germany
You: what about you?
Stranger: finland (=
You: sweet
You: Jari
You: Litmanen
Stranger: :D
You: he still makes my dick become hard
You: every evening
Stranger: nice<3
You: it is
You: how bout your dick
You: is it hard
You: ?
Stranger: i don't have a dick :o
You: that is nice
You: we could go together
You: how bout Cam-sex?
You: trough msn
You: ill give you my adress :
Stranger: :)
Stranger: are u hot?
You: very
You: big_michael@live.nl

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47,5 cent:

* gepraat met een german *

You: whats your age
Stranger: i know that
Stranger: 31
You: u know what RICK ROLLED is ?
Stranger: you?
You: im 20
Stranger: rick astley rolled
You: lol
You: great isnt it ?
Stranger: dunno.
You: wait a sec.
Stranger: *waits
You: * searching
Stranger: for (?)
Stranger: search sasha frey if your at it!
Stranger: grey, not frey
You: at what
Stranger: google images
You: LMAO
You: ok
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Stranger: heh? :)
You: shes a porn hottie
You: lol
You: didnt know her
You: dont liked her that much
Stranger: http://www.freakofcock.info/wp-content/sasha-grey-freak-of-cock0.jpg
You: ROFLMFAO
Stranger: shes hot plus shes very cool

Anoniem:

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jed:

neukbaar

XorireX:

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Stranger: pOT?
You: Yes please
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mcmark:

Stranger: This is Jesus.
Stranger: You may ask me question.
You: im way more wasted then u jesus
Stranger: And one question only.
Stranger: Not likely.
Stranger: God just rolled the fattest J ever.
You: wanna bet?
Stranger: Moses fucking passed out.
Stranger: There's puke and shit everywhere.
You: lolz what hje have?
Stranger: What's he have?
You: uhuh
Stranger: About a blunts worth of Heavenly Green.
Stranger: He's a lightweight.
Stranger: Don't tell him I said that.
You: from amsterdam like mine???
Stranger: That niggas straight up crazy.
Stranger: From Amsterdam?
Stranger: NONO.
Stranger: This shit was soaked in the clouds.
You: heel yeah bro
Stranger: Farmed by angels.
You: gets you REAL HIGH don't it?
Stranger: Oh shit yeah.
Stranger: You know that thing you guys built?
Stranger: The...
You: 2 much for me man
Stranger: Eiffel Tower?
Stranger: Something liek that?
Stranger: It's about twice as long as that.
You: thats france dumdasss
Stranger: This J was HUGE.
Stranger: Yeah...
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: I meant in general.
Stranger: Humans.
Stranger: I really shouldn't have another bowl...
Stranger: You know what happened last time I was this high?
You: soup is good man
You: but stay off the shrooms
Stranger: The pyramids, bro.
Stranger: I built that shit.
You: they fuck u up
Stranger: Fucked up on shrooms.
Stranger: Ever wonder why George Bush was president?
Stranger: First time I tried crack, dude.
You: u fucker?!
You: u did that?
Stranger: I know...
Stranger: I'm sorry.
Stranger: Crack is a horrible drug.
You: DUMBASS!
Stranger: Hey!
You: true
Stranger: I'm the nice one.
Stranger: You know God wasn't even going to invent weed?
Stranger: Tightass motherfucker.
You: whats u did lately tgat so good?
Stranger: I convinced him to let that shit grow.
Stranger: Every joint you smoke came directly from me.
You: _O_
Stranger: You think a sober motherfucker would call himself Jesus?
Stranger: HELL NO!
You: i apolagze
Stranger: Think about it...
Stranger: What's the first letter of my name?
You: i am ur humble servant!
You: J
Stranger: Exactly!
Stranger: If you're my servant...
Stranger: Could you do me a favour?
You: hell yeah!
Stranger: Get me some ice cream, dude...
Stranger: I got the munchies like a motherfucker.
You: its 0.18 here dude.. stores are closed
Stranger: Shit.
You: and i solded my car to get weed
Stranger: I HAD some Ice Cream.
Stranger: I know you already know this...
Stranger: but Buddha is one FAT FUCK.
Stranger: Bitch ate all the ice cream.
You: make it cheeper dude WEEEEED
You: dude
You: cheaper!!
Stranger: I would man.
Stranger: But that's a human fallacy.
You: ill pray for that
Stranger: It was free last time I was down on earth.
Stranger: I'm coming back in a couple of years, though.
Stranger: People say the world is ending...
Stranger: It's not.
You: then get ur ass back here allready
Stranger: 2012 is when I'm coming back for a holiday.
You: aught!
You: aight
Stranger: Last time I was there, I invented a shedload of drugs.
Stranger: I have some more ideas to put down when I come down.
Stranger: For example...
Stranger: I've created some weed that doesn't give you cottonmouth.
Stranger: And it will fuck up no matter how much you smoke.
You: liked it
Stranger: a 20 bag will last months!
Stranger: It'll be glorious!
Stranger: Let's hope humans don't ruin it again.
You: Hallelujah!
Stranger: Pssst...
Stranger: I have a secret...
Stranger: Don't tell anyone else, though, yeah?
You: mmmkay
Stranger: There is ONE sure fire way to get into heaven...
Stranger: And to smoke the shit we smoke...
You: O:
You: \gimme gimme gimme
Stranger: You have to blow a smoke ring, then blow another smoke ring through the first smoke ring.
Stranger: Sounds easy...
Stranger: So many have failed.
Stranger: But if you practice...
Stranger: You can do it.
Stranger: Have faith.
You: been there done that dude
Stranger: Sweet.
You: SWEET
Stranger: Then you'll be up here with me and the big guy.
Stranger: Here's a question...
Stranger: have you ever feel asleep on a cloud when you're high?
You: aight then i guess all theres left now to do......
Stranger: IT'S THE GREATEST THING EVER!
You: ............i skill everyone at some school and kill myself
Stranger: Oh, don't kill yourself.
Stranger: Then you go to hell.
You: or will that ruin my rap?
Stranger: You have to die by either an accident or old age.
You: allright
Stranger: Or illness.
You: glads thtas been cleared out
Stranger: Kill yourself and you go to hell.
Stranger: Satan bigs himself up alot...
Stranger: but seriously.
Stranger: You ever hear of the beach boys?
Stranger: They came straight from Satan.
You: whatwhat?
Stranger: So did Paris Hilton.
Stranger: And he only has schwag.
Stranger: Shitty fucking weed.
You: thats obvious
Stranger: $1000 per gram.
Stranger: That's why it's called hell.
Stranger: And thats why Satan is so angry.
You: JESUS slow down man...
Stranger: he has to smoke shitty weed.
Stranger: Simple as that.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: .....im dutch and wasted like a mofo
Stranger: I swear someone put something in this...
Stranger: THE SPIRITS HAVE GOT ME!
Stranger: Ok....
Stranger: I'm calm.
Stranger: Phew.
You: take a deep breath
Stranger: UR HOT AND I WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: Fucking hell...
You: now a line of coke and
Stranger: Sorry.
Stranger: That was Mary.
You: pass that
Stranger: Don't believe the bible.
Stranger: She's no virgin...
Stranger: She's easy liek sunday morning.
You: duh
Stranger: ;)
You: thats wy ur easy?
Stranger: Shit yeah.
Stranger: We have orgies up here every night.
Stranger: Stoned.
Stranger: As.
Stranger: Shit.
You: can i come by?
Stranger: When you die. :)
You: hmmm....
You: u do i kill myself without killing myself and get i to hell??
You: how do i....
Stranger: Seriously...
Stranger: Don't kill yourself.
Stranger: bad music, bad weed.
You: lolz
Stranger: I should know.
You: roflmoa
Stranger: My dad created it.
You: dads suck right?
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: But mine is ok.
Stranger: Just a bit wrathful.
Stranger: But he has done some coll stuff.
You: whats uUR aloowance?
Stranger: he invented cats.
Stranger: And the other side of the moon.
Stranger: I don't get allowance.
You: cats are awesome...
Stranger: He buys everything for me,
Stranger: He's nice like that.
You: they will lick ur balls any time
Stranger: Seriously, it's great up here.
Stranger: Dogs are better.
Stranger: Why do you think I invented peanut butter?
You: so obvious
Stranger: Spread that on your sack and let Fido go to TOWN on that bad boy!
Stranger: nom nom nom nom
You: xcuse...
You: ..need a minute
You: never mind
Stranger: Alright.
You: he ran off
Stranger: Remember....
Stranger: You ain't tokin' 'til you're chokin'.
Stranger: :D
You: u know any dogs?
Stranger: A few.
Stranger: Lassy's here.
Stranger: Since she helped so many people.
Stranger: her fur is awesome.
You: lickin' like lassie!!
Stranger: Fuck yeah.
You: she rocks
You: started a new fansite resently
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: Oh my God!
Stranger: This is awesome.
Stranger: Guess what just happened?
You: think i can meet "in private"when i get up there?
Stranger: Definitely.
You: what???
Stranger: Check this out...
Stranger: The holy spirit was just eating a load of apples...
You: HELL YEAH!!!
Stranger: he saved up loads of seeds, and now he's throwing them at Hitler in hell!
Stranger: This is awesome!
Stranger: Hitler is crying in a corner!
Stranger: HAHAH!
You: kick him
You: 1
You: !!
You: or throw a rock
Stranger: I can ask a demon to hurt him.
Stranger: Hold on....
Stranger: brb
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: Oh...
You: .........
Stranger: That's nasty....
Stranger: A demon just shoved a toilet brish up Hitlers ass...
Stranger: Spiky end first....
Stranger: Ugh...
Stranger: There's blood and shit everywhere...
You: dont wanna picture that!
Stranger: I know...
Stranger: It's gross...
You: dudde get outa tgere
Stranger: Fucking right...
Stranger: I'm closing this window....
You: u bringin me down boi!
Stranger: Here's something to cheer you up....
Stranger: Odin just arrived.
Stranger: WHOA!
You: OH! allmost forgot.....
Stranger: You should see the size of the bong he just brought!
You: ....is Elvis there or here???
Stranger: It's like 100ft tall!
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: We don't really like to talk about Elvis....
Stranger: He's sitting in the naughty corner.
You: what did he do?
Stranger: You really wanna know?
You: totally
Stranger: He flipped out and bust my guitar, man.
Stranger: That thing was strung with angels hair...
You: aw that sucks
Stranger: And he just up and smashed it on a wall.
Stranger: He's got quite a temper.
You: HE atleast he's dead huh :D
Stranger: that's how he died, actually.
Stranger: People think he died of a heart attack...
You: oh
Stranger: When actually he died in a fight with a tree.
Stranger: Needless to say...
You: thats messed up
Stranger: He lost.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: That's what heroin does, dude.
You: but he was pretty much done though anyway
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: But we don't tell him that.
Stranger: He's not happy that he died.
Stranger: We just tell him that he died accidentally.
Stranger: Keeps him happy.
You: this puppy is done... acid is kickin in...
Stranger: Sweet.
Stranger: Well...
You: gotta giop manj
Stranger: It's my turn to roll, so I have to go.
You: but where u from
Stranger: But I have one last thing to tell you before I do.
You: ?
Stranger: Your government is lying to you.
Stranger: Aliens DO exist.
You: thats news...
Stranger: If you go to Saturn, take a left, then take another left at the next star, they're all hanging out there.
Stranger: Catch you later, dude.
Stranger: See you when you die.
Stranger: Much love.
Stranger: ps: Mary says hi, and to hurry up.
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Thomie1234:

Max:

Of dit?

Geniaal:

Deze heeft voor mij gewonnen :D

Anoniem:

haa deze is leuk

Namo H:

Doe niet alsof je Duitser bent :') :

Bobber de Bouwer:

Deze is echt ZO briljant :D.

I lol'd

thedarklord:

doen alsof je belg bent werkt ook niet :S

Anoniem:

geniaal xD

Iemand nog kaarten?:

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You: trut
Stranger: hoi
Stranger: trut?
You: jij ja
Stranger: ben je nederlands?
You: half
You: heya, heya, heya
Stranger: oh oke
You: let's dance
Stranger: toevallig :P
Stranger: waar woon je?
Stranger: allright
You: ji eerst
You: vn flabber of zo?
Stranger: ik woon in holland
Stranger: jij?
You: ik ben een kutbelg :)
You: yihaaaa!!
You: damn, juist soms toevallig kaarte voor strpµ
You: euh , strp in eindhoven
You: wss niet..
Stranger: hoe oud ben je
Stranger: nee sorry heb geen kaarten
You: ergens in de 20
Stranger: ik ben 18
Stranger: leuk
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lolwut?:

JawelJAWEL!!!:

You: Hoi
Stranger: Hola.
You: Hoe gaat het?
Stranger: Fuck your language.
You: hahaha
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Lol XD

Anoniem:

Stranger: My name is Bond,
You: Hi
Stranger: James Bond
You: No it isn't
You: You're stranger
Stranger: I'm a secret agent
You: Well, not secret anymore now
Stranger: And you're a fuckin' russian terorist !
Stranger: DAMMIT
You: I'm a spie who loves you
Stranger: Take this !
You: Ouch
Stranger: Put your cock on you're fuckin' Siberia !
Stranger: Come on
You: I'm having cock for dinner
You: peacock
Stranger: give me you're fuckin bomb
Stranger: I am indestructible
Stranger: I AM A MEEN MACHINE
Stranger: BEEN DRINKIN GASOLINE
You: My bomb strikes your house in about 2 minutes...
Stranger: Dammit !
You: Its a nuke
You: You will not survive!
You: Unless you're a cocroach
You: are you?
Stranger: I will survive !
Stranger: man !
You: 10
You: 9
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You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: OH FUCK
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Scheet45:

Ik heb een zweed die me aan het uitleggen is hoe zijn F16 werkt.

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Beckor12:

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You: balz of steeel
Stranger: you're creepy
Stranger: why cant these people talk like normal human beings
You: ballzz off steeeeeel
Stranger: you're not being funny
Stranger: everyone does that crap
You: bals of steal
Stranger: ya right
You: steal of baaallzzz
Stranger: i shower with ryan and colton
You: ballz of steel
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thedarklord:

Blackfox.:

Heb het gesprek niet meer, maar de mijne zegt dat hij hagrid uit Harry potter is, en dat sneep hem aan het bespioneren is en dat hermelien een sex-slavin geworden is, Z0mg!!1!

Anoniem:

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You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Scotland
Stranger: you?
You: holland here
Stranger: oh man, you got some nice weed?
You: yeah always
You: and some nice hookers
Stranger: nice
You: you want some?
Stranger: lucky boy
Stranger: yes
You: I have also green carpets for you. interested?
Stranger: no
You: ok, sorry for that
Stranger: so you should be
Stranger: I'm most offended
You: yeah for sure
You: is it also nice weather in Scotland?
Stranger: this is fucking boring
Stranger: yeah, spring it nice
Stranger: you like football?
You: hot girls, beer..?
You: yeah football is great.... soccer mate
Stranger: hot girls, cold beer
Stranger: who u support
You: I think the guys from Amsterdam
You: and you?
Stranger: Glasgow celtic
You: of course
You: You want to learn some dutch words?
Stranger: ok
You: Hello = tering
Stranger: pass the bong
Stranger: tering
You: tering
You: bless god = godverdomme
Stranger: want to learn some Scottish ones
You: last one
You: flabber = ownage
Stranger: pwul ma tadger
You: that means?
You: pull my pants?
Stranger: praise god
You: tadger = boobs
Stranger: tadger=penis
You: allright
Stranger: gies a gobble
You: so when your in holland say
tering, godverdomme. Ik vind dit Flabber
Hello, bless god. I think this is ownage
Stranger: ya big manky bawheid

Anoniem:

Leuk hoor!

Je chat of met 4chan mensen (maar die zijn waarschijnlijk alweer over deze lompe hype heen) of met andere bezoekers van flabber

Nouja zeg!:

:(

Anoniem:

joden:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ...
You: NL?
Stranger: language?
Stranger: Netherlands?
You: yeah that's what i just said...
Stranger: In Finland it can also mean Soviet Union ;)
You: oh.
Stranger: Nope, so I am a finn
You: whoop dee fucking doo
You: how does that work for youu?
Stranger: I have been in NL only once. And that was only in Airport :)
Stranger: But it's a place I'd love to get one day
You: wow, fantastic. That airport is a nice one
Stranger: The men are corgeous, I've heard
You: ....
You: do you have a book to start conversations or something?
Stranger: I've met only couple one's so I'm not sure yet.
Stranger: No :D
Stranger: Why so?
Stranger: I am just a curious person :)
You: Because you start with really gay-ass starting lines
Stranger: Shit. My bad :)
You: wanna learn some dutch>
Stranger: ok
You: KANKER
You have disconnected.

axos:

whahaha nice! :D

Bassian:

pff je had eindelijk een aardige aan de lijn ga je het verneuken. sukkel.

Erik1980:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: Si ori domenico?
Stranger: What's new?
Stranger: Hmmm... my Spanish is poor, so this might not be a great conversation!
You: Sante prompo da noua
You: Ah
You: Ich kaan the english not gut
You: Germaan?
Stranger: Better than my Spanish though!
Stranger: Ich sprechen ein bischen Deutsch
You: Whur ya from...?
Stranger: England. You?
You: Columbia
Stranger: Interesting.
Stranger: I'd love to visit Columbia... it's supposed to be beautiful
You: Ith is a schone lande
Stranger: Are you there now?
Stranger: In Bogota?
You: Nein, ich bin New York
Stranger: One of my favourite cities
Stranger: I love NYC
Stranger: What's your name?
You: Samenco
You: und du?
Stranger: Julia
Stranger: Sorry... is Samenco a boy or a girl's name??
You: New York ist sehr shone aber sehr viel pfersonen
You: It's both.... universal... but i am a male
Stranger: sorry for the stupid question
Stranger: well, have an amazing time in New York...
Stranger: And have a great weekend
Stranger: I'm outta here
You: i hope so yes, you too
Stranger: Kisses
You: buy

beschuitbus:

buy

Liehon:

Die van mij willen maar niet disconnecten :s

Liehon:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: no you're supposed to say hi
You: hi
Stranger: ow...
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: why hi...?
Stranger: Sorry fore the bad spelling I’m Dutch :P
You: because it says so in the third line in the chatbox
You: really are you dutch?
Stranger: yes I'm dutch and you?
You: I once met someone claiming to be dutch and he called me a "gore klootzak gevuld met kikkerdril"
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: durty scum bag stufed whit toadpoles
You: ow ...
You: that wasn't nice of you to say
You: why are you calling me that?
Stranger: It isnd nice to say you seems like a nice dude
Stranger: I not calling you that
You: yes, you just did :(
Stranger: you sad me to translait that "gore klootzak gevuld met kikkerdril"
You: oh :o
You: oh i see
You: you were translating the other guy's word
You: well, then that wasn't nice of him to say that at all :s
afterwards he continued by calling me a "Flabberaar"
You: what's a Flabberaar?
Stranger: I don’t want to be rude I’m sorry:(
You: I hadn't realised you were being rude
Stranger: wankoff meen that
You: you just helped me by translating that other guy's words
Stranger: okey :D
You: Do you know Clijsters?
Stranger: what els dos this dutch say?
Stranger: no I dont know whate clijsters are....
You: how can you be dutch and not know kim clijster
You: s
Stranger: I'm dutch...:) kim clijster is some famous girl
You: your country is the size of a peanut
how can you not know everybody in it
Stranger: I dont know,do you know evrybody that live's in the neigabourhood"...
You: yeah, I do
I need it to survive
Stranger: ow that sounds not like a nice neigabourhood
You: yeah, there's mean Vinnie, who's always trying to get me
but Old popa doesn't like Vinnie ever since he tried to get in Daisy's pants (his daughter-in-law)
so every time Vinnie comes after me I run for Old popa's front porch
from there it's through the garden (cause of the dogs chasing me) up to crazy old cat lady's house
You: she doesn't like me either, but I can always distract her by asking whether she's heard
You: have you already heard?
Stranger: no tell me :D
You: you haven't heard?
Stranger: I live on a farm the only people I know are the cows ...that sounds he
Stranger: no I haven''t...
You: he, that's funny, I thought by now everybody would have heard
Stranger: hahaha not this dutsch dude:P
You: so you haven't heard that the bird is the word?
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
You: the bird, the bird, the bird is the word
Stranger: oke the bird is the word.....
You: not only is it the word
but some rumors have it that it might be equal or even BIGGER than the word
imagine that, huh?
Stranger: Who my mine is twisting around
Stranger: I going to eat bye bye have a nice day :D
You: how can you go eat now that you know?
Stranger: how can you fly whitout wings ?
You: by quantum leaping on a string theory?
You: * by quantum leaping on a string theory!
but what does that have to do anyhting with eating now that you know the bird is the word?
You have grown bored with this gullible dutch guy and your internet connection has died.

Anoniem:

Nice 1.

ownd:

You: high
Stranger: sigh
You: high
You: i am so fucking high
Stranger: good
You: are you god
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am heathus
You: wooooow
You: whos that
Stranger: dost thou not know heathus?
You: woooow what

Anoniem:

You: hi you
Stranger: hey you
Stranger: my name is ted
Stranger: whats your name
You: bobby
Stranger: sorry im not gay
You: im lonely
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Destintone:

Nijhuis:

Stranger: hello
You: hi strange person
Stranger: =(
Stranger: Im not strange
You: then why are you called " stranger" ?
Stranger: Wait before we continue...you are not a brazilian looking for cam sex?
You: nah
Stranger: pfuuh
You: it's ok to quit
You: no brazilian cam sex here
Stranger: yeah but...Im bored
You: hah
Stranger: And pretty much 50% of everyone here are brazilians looking for cam sex
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Seems to be their national sport harassing strangers trying to get cam sex^^
Stranger: but good to know you are not one of them

Augy:

You: HOI
Stranger: hi
You: im Kelvin
You: i like fat niggers
Stranger: im nick
Stranger: im the one u seeking
You: cool
You: wanna go for waffels saturday night?
Stranger: okey, time and location ?
You: your call
Stranger: right corner at the willis, at 05.00 ?
You: righto, i'll bring some gay porn mags
You: cya

Penarie:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Howdy
Stranger: Where u from?

You: Oh shit, now i'm done i should have said hi
You: Lets try again
You: :P)
You: NL
You: u?
You: YOU?
You: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
You: I DONT GOT ALL FUCKING DAY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

thedarklord:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: hallo
You: do you know?
Stranger: do i know what?
You: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Geintje2000:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: we're no strangers to love
You: youre already boring
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Bassiaan:

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