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Zorg dat Bush je jouw zonden vergeeft!

door Max op 13 januari 2009 - 14:02.

Omdat hij nog maar een paar dagen op zijn plek zit, en eigenlijk geen hol meer te doen heeft omdat iedereen toch alleen maar aandacht heeft voor die slimmere president-wannabe, is George Bush maar aan de gang gegaan met het vrijstellen van criminelen, terroristen en ongelovigen. Heb je de afgelopen acht jaar gezondigd, of vermoed je dat? Vul je gegevens hier in en Bush vergeeft, handtekening en al.

Omdat hij nog maar een paar dagen op zijn plek zit, en eigenlijk geen hol meer te doen heeft omdat iedereen toch alleen maar aandacht heeft voor die slimmere president-wannabe, is George Bush maar aan de gang gegaan met het vrijstellen van criminelen, terroristen en ongelovigen. Heb je de afgelopen acht jaar gezondigd, of vermoed je dat? Vul je gegevens hier in en Bush vergeeft, handtekening en al.


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fijn:

January 13, 2009

I, George W. Bush, President of these United States of the Americas, pursuant to that pardon power thingy conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of that Constitution I keep hearing people go on about, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Sjors W. Bos — or as I like to call him, Beta Polyp — for the crime of moonshining and bootlegging while driving.

The aforementioned — not to mention the beforementioned — shall not be subject to any punishment for this crime, including imprisonment in a high security prison, burning at the stake or waterboarding. Well, maybe a little bit of waterboarding, but just for fun, ya know? Heh heh.

Being The Decider in Chief, I have hereby used my Decidering powers to declare that Sjors W. Bos is a faithful devotee of Zoroastrianism and is, as such, a technically decent but godless citizen of this great nation. To punish this person would almost certainly become a regular talking point on liberal blogs.

In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand today, on January 13, in the year of our Lord 2009 — which I totally cannot believe is actually here, and I still haven't gotten my hovercraft — and of the Independence of the United States of America.

God bless,
George W. Bush

tomma:

I, George W. Bush, President of these United States of the Americas, pursuant to that pardon power thingy conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of that Constitution I keep hearing people go on about, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Tom Schriemer — or as I like to call him, Big Lamp — for the crime of having Jack Abramoff's number in my cell phone.

The aforementioned — not to mention the beforementioned — shall not be subject to any punishment for this crime, including a small fine, starvation or waterboarding. Well, maybe a little bit of waterboarding, but just for fun, ya know? Heh heh.

Being The Decider in Chief, I have hereby used my Decidering powers to declare that Tom Schriemer is a faithful devotee of Terrorist Islamism and is, as such, a technically decent but godless citizen of this great nation. To punish this person would really anger Vice President Cheney.

In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand today, on January 13, in the year of our Lord 2009 — which I totally cannot believe is actually here, and I still haven't gotten my hovercraft — and of the Independence of the United States of America.

God bless,
George W. Bush

G.W. Bush:

De IP-adressen van de heren S.W. Bos en T. Schriemer zijn hierbij opgeslagen en kunnen vrij worden gebruikt voor commerciële doeleinden.

XorireX:

Lol

 

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